He is the Human Riff, guitarist with The Greatest Rock n' Roll Band in the World - and a man of Wildean sagacity and trenchancy
I wouldn't warm to Chuck Berry if he was cremated next to me.'
I've never had problems with drugs. Only with policemen.'
On Elton John singing Candle in the Wind': Writes songs for dead blondes.'
Rolling Stones, I have a question: will this be your last tour?'Keith Richards: Yes, and the next five.'
On Ronnie Wood: I've known him stoned out of his brain, and I've known him straight sober. Quite honestly, there's very little difference.'
The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father, I snorted my father. He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared. It went down pretty well and I'm still alive.'
On having shot Ronnie Wood's budgerigar in its cage: Sorry, Ronnie - I didn't think it was real.'
